Profit-Pumpin’ Copy for Health, Wellness & Beauty Brands
Come for the results, but stay for the ease of having a *ride-or-die copywriter* who:
Pays laser-focused attention to detail
Overdelivers on time – every time
And wears and cares for your brand as if it were my own
Hiring the wrong copywriter is a pain in the ASS ROAS
But the problem is, there’s no shortage of *Copy Clowns* stalking job boards and overselling their skills.
Hand-holdin' Hannah needs step-by-step guidance - but STILL manages to overlook 99% of your directions.
She also leaves you wondering, "Where in the Waldo is my copy?" as the deadline sails on by.
And you're like, "It would've cost me less time and money just to write the damn thing myself!"
(You're not wrong.)
Prompt Pete oversells himself to you as an expert after buying a course on "secret" AI prompts that supposedly churn out "control-beating copy in minutes."
Far from beating any controls, he sends you a Google doc filled with limp, strategy-less copy that makes your ROI cry.
And then there's "I-used-to-have-a-blog" Bob, who filled your copy with dense, hard-to-read jargon.
Sure, it MIGHT be optimized for search engines, but ya wanna know what it's NOT optimized for? Actual human readers & sales.
THESE SO-CALLED COPYWRITERS ARE A JOKE! But IT'S NOT FUNNY WHEN YOUR PROFITS ARE THE PUNCHLINE.
And here's what reaaaally grinds my results-driven gears: Good humans with good businesses lose time, money & opportunities because of these bozos.
AND YOU DESERVE FARRRR BETTER.
You deserve damn good copy that pumps up your profits and a copywriter who makes your life easier.
“Sammy has supported me on multiple projects, including high-profile launches. Her expertise played a pivotal role in helping us generate seven figures in revenue. If you’re looking for a copywriter who is not only talented but also a joy to work with, Sammy is your go-to choice.”
"a copywriting powerhouse"
“She is the perfect partner I need in my business, and I feel lucky to have found her.”
"she delivered above and beyond"
“She has not only helped us to create content that has raised our sales, expanded our exposure and customer base, but she also brings great energy and attention to detail to every project.”
"she brings great energy"
Sammy is a must-have blend of strategy and copy. Not only did she nail my brand voice, but her vast experience also informed my strategy. 12/10 recommend!
"12/10 recommend!"
Roughly ten(ish) 20oz yetis of tea
I'm your Ride-or-die copy partner in all things scaling, winning & profiting
Healthy? Who knows. But I eat spinach sometimes, so it’s probably fine. But do you wanna know what IS healthy?
Your profits and peace of mind when you treat yourself to The Sammy Copy Blend.
Your results
The journey of mastery
WORDS THAT ARE FULLY STEEPED IN YOUR BRAND VOICE
Science freshly squeezed from juicy conversion principles and consumer psychology
MESSAGING THAT’S BUILT ON DELICIOUS LAYERS OF STRATEGY AND RESEARCH
And this results-driven blend is served up via a stress-free process that makes your life easier and your business more profitable!
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Here’s the sorta copy that I wake up at 5AM for because I’m too damn excited to sleep and my brain is like,
(But then I’m all like, “Tea first, Brain! And then we take over the world with some kickass ROAS copy”)
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Results-Driven Facebook Ads
Irresistibly Clickable Sales Emails & Sequences
see how my services can help you scale sustainably & strategically
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